Products

Lemon Pie — Single CookieBright lemon + white chocolate. Crackly outside, tender middle. Limited edition.

Sourced from the high-altitude regions surrounding Bogotá, Colombia, our Proper Coffee is slow-roasted in small batches to bring out depth, balance, and natural character. Expect smooth body, rich aroma, and a clean finish — with no bitterness, no additives, and no compromise. Proper coffee....

🍪 Free Cookie Offer No gimmicks. No tricks. Just a proper introduction to the brand. If you’re on this page, simply check out as normal  We can send it via next-day delivery  Simple. Honest. Done.One cookie per person.Offer must be redeemed by 28th July...

Dip. Dunk. Devour. We took our signature doughy chaos and made it even messier. Our Cookie Dips are the ultimate sidekick to your favourite Crack Cookies — rich, smooth, and made for indulgent spoonfuls, savage dips, or sneaky straight-from-the-jar moments. Available in rotating flavours...

Dark Chocolate & Vanilla Protein Cookie A soft-baked protein cookie made with rich dark chocolate and smooth vanilla. Built for balance — indulgent enough to feel like a treat, functional enough to fit your training days. Each cookie delivers 15g of protein, with a...

Dealer’s Choice Box — 12 Gourmet Cookies, Chef’s Selection.Can’t decide? Let us. Our Dealer’s Choice Box is a handpicked mix of twelve freshly baked gourmet cookies, crafted from premium ingredients and loaded with unique, rotating flavours. Each box is a surprise blend of our...

Dealer’s Choice Box — 6 Gourmet Cookies, Chef’s Selection.Can’t decide? Let us. Our Dealer’s Choice Box is a handpicked mix of six freshly baked gourmet cookies, crafted from premium ingredients and loaded with unique, rotating flavours. Each box is a surprise blend of our...

Death by Chocolate All in, no regrets. A deep, double-chocolate dough packed with rich cocoa and molten chocolate chips. Intense, fudgy, and unapologetically extra — this one doesn’t play fair.

Donny Blanco Understated, unforgettable. A silky white chocolate chip cookie with a buttery vanilla base that’s simple but flawless. It’s the quiet one in the box — until you take a bite.

Made from slow-roasted, stone-ground Colombian cacao, our Proper Hot Chocolate delivers a deep, smooth chocolate flavour with no fillers or artificial sweetness. Just pure cocoa, crafted in small batches for richness, balance, and warmth in every cup. Proper chocolate. Proper hot chocolate. No compromises.

Lotus Bonanza — Single Cookie Our Lotus Biscoff Bonanza starts with a thick, buttery vanilla cookie packed with generous chunks of smooth milk chocolate. Baked to perfection with a crisp golden edge and a soft, gooey centre, it's loaded with rich Lotus Biscoff spread...