Products

Dark Chocolate & Vanilla Protein Cookie A soft-baked protein cookie made with rich dark chocolate and smooth vanilla. Built for balance — indulgent enough to feel like a treat, functional enough to fit your training days. Each cookie delivers 15g of protein, with a...

Dealer’s Choice Box — 12 Gourmet Cookies, Chef’s Selection.Can’t decide? Let us. Our Dealer’s Choice Box is a handpicked mix of twelve freshly baked gourmet cookies, crafted from premium ingredients and loaded with unique, rotating flavours. Each box is a surprise blend of our...

Dealer’s Choice Box — 6 Gourmet Cookies, Chef’s Selection.Can’t decide? Let us. Our Dealer’s Choice Box is a handpicked mix of six freshly baked gourmet cookies, crafted from premium ingredients and loaded with unique, rotating flavours. Each box is a surprise blend of our...

Death by Chocolate All in, no regrets. A deep, double-chocolate dough packed with rich cocoa and molten chocolate chips. Intense, fudgy, and unapologetically extra — this one doesn’t play fair.

Donny Blanco Understated, unforgettable. A silky white chocolate chip cookie with a buttery vanilla base that’s simple but flawless. It’s the quiet one in the box — until you take a bite.

🍪 Free Cookie Offer No gimmicks. No tricks. Just a proper introduction to the brand. If you’re on this page, simply check out as normal and collect your free cookie from our Clapham store. Prefer it delivered?We can send it via next-day delivery —...

Made from slow-roasted, stone-ground Colombian cacao, our Proper Hot Chocolate delivers a deep, smooth chocolate flavour with no fillers or artificial sweetness. Just pure cocoa, crafted in small batches for richness, balance, and warmth in every cup. Proper chocolate. Proper hot chocolate. No compromises.

Matcha Heaven A smooth fusion of earthy matcha and creamy white chocolate. Soft, aromatic, and perfectly balanced — it’s the sophisticated cookie that tastes like calm confidence. For those who know flavour is an art form.

Sourced from carefully tended tea fields, our matcha is made using young, shade-grown green tea leaves that are slowly stone-ground into a fine, vibrant powder. This traditional process preserves the natural colour, aroma, and depth of flavour matcha is known for. Expect a smooth,...

Pistachio Melt — Single CookieA soft-baked milk chocolate cookie infused with pistachio, featuring a gooey, melt-in-the-middle centre. Designed for a rich, balanced flavour with a smooth, nutty finish.

Our Pistachio Melt cookie: a soft, golden dough baked with milk chocolate and infused with rich pistachio, finished with a smooth, molten centre. Bite in and the warm filling melts through, delivering creamy chocolate, nutty depth, and a perfectly balanced texture in every mouthful....

Real chocolate. No shortcuts. Sourced from the lush cacao regions surrounding Bogotá, Colombia, our Proper Chocolate is made the way it’s meant to be — slow-roasted, stone-ground, and crafted in small batches for a deep, pure flavour that tells its own story. From bold...

The Signature Box Your ultimate Crack Cookies fix — available in boxes of 3, 6, or 12 thick, doughy cookies, each loaded with unforgettable flavour. 🍪 The Original OG — Original milk chocolate where it all began. Thick, doughy, legendary.❤️ Red Sheeran — Red...

The OG Crack Platter Our best-selling platter — the perfect way to taste every flavour. Dive into 20 freshly baked, oozy, premium cookies featuring a mix of: Our signature classics Limited edition monthly specials Fan-favourite core flavours Surprise centre-filled treats Each bite hits different...

Step into temptation. A dark cocoa cookie loaded with dark chocolate chunks for a rich, almost sinful hit of flavour. Deep, mysterious, and dangerously smooth — once you cross over, there’s no going back.

Three, Six or Twelve of the same cookie. No mixes. Our milk-chocolate cookie: rich, toasty coconut folded through a buttery dough with pools of smooth milk chocolate. Crisp edges, soft centre, and a deep, comforting sweetness in every bite.  What’s inside: 3, 6 or...

The one that started it all. Thick, soft-baked, and perfectly golden, The Original O.G is a classic chocolate chip cookie taken to indulgent new heights. Each bite delivers a crisp edge, gooey centre, and pockets of rich chocolate chunks that melt just right. Simple,...